In honor of Mother’s Day coming up this weekend, and Friday the 13th this month, I would like to give a shout out to a special mom. First and foremost I would like to say Happy Mother’s Day to my mom, my wife, my grandma’s, and my mother in law. This also goes out to all the other mom’s out there, but this post is a shout out to none other than Pamela Voorhees. If it were not for you and the sperm that laid claim to your egg we would have never been blessed with your son. More people would still be alive had he not been born but had they paid more attention to him, rather than ignore and heckle, there would never have been a problem in the first place right?
Because of their failure to protect your only son you did what any other mother would do. You sought revenge on those who failed your son and you murdered them. You only wanted to protect other children from being hurt the way he did and even channeled young Jason by repeating, “Killer Mommy” or a variation depending on who the victim was. In the end you yourself received a swift death by beheading for doing what you thought was right as a mother. Later on your son took the reigns and sought revenge on those who murdered you, his mom. The whispers within the woods of, “Shh Shh, Haa Haa” were actually your words shortened to “Ki Ma”. You did each other justice and if that doesn’t describe a mother/son relationship I don’t know what does. Happy Mother’s Day everyone!