Ravenous In Miami

Source: www.gearsofhalo.com


New images have surfaced regarding this bizarre incident out of Miami, FL. I must warn you that the images are gruesome and NSFW (Not Safe For Work).

Photo 1

Different angle of photo 1


It appears that other bizarre incidents have been going on in Florida as well. People coming down with mysterious rashes, violent rages, and lock downs with hazmat teams have been popping up according to buzzfeed.com. Make sure to check out their site for a complete timeline. If this is the beginning then you better  check out the CDC’s PDF on Zombie Survival! Good luck and godspeed!



Odd things happen all the time. Sometimes there are no explanations. People start going crazy and we look for an answer. Could it be a change in weather? Has their been a disturbance in the force? Is it a full moon or should some things be left unanswered? Well, in Miami something very odd occurred. According to the Miami Herald, “a road ranger saw a naked man chewing on another man’s face.” The altercation was described as being a “scene as creepy as a Hannibal Lecter movie.”

The story alone is gruesome but what made it more interesting are how many shots it took to take down the assailant.  The Herald reported that,

“The officer, who has not been identified, approached and, seeing what was happening, also ordered the naked man to back away. When he continued the assault, the officer shot him, police sources said. The attacker failed to stop after being shot, forcing the officer to continue firing. Witnesses said they heard at least a half dozen shots.”

It’s hard not to speculate on what caused the altercation between the two men. One would think that this is the beginning of a zombie apocalypse but the Herald reports that the police have a theory. “Police theorize the attacker might have been suffering from “cocaine psychosis,” a drug-induced craze that bakes the body internally and often leads the affected to strip naked to try and cool off.”

Whether it was a “cocaine psychosis” or a zombie, there is one quote that relates to the incident,

“You know, if you die first, I am definitely going to eat you. The question is, if I die first, what are you going to do? Bon Appetit.” – Colhoun (IMDb: Ravenous – 1999)


3 comments on Ravenous In Miami

  1. Kyle Ramirez says:

    I knew it… Few believed me. And now look. See what has begun!

    1. rmarti23 says:

      Hell yeah cuz! I called Nando the following morning and told him to get his guns ready! lol

      1. Kyle Ramirez says:

        OH man… I had seen the first 2 photos so I thought I was prepared for it, but that last one, the close up. UGH…. I just might McBarf (I just had McDonalds, da-dum-tsss)

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