Good evening folks! The AudioVillains are back again with episode 21! Where’s episode 20 you ask? Well, like every show, there is a lost episode. For us, episode 20 is our lost episode. We had some technical difficulties and although it was a great show there was some static that ruined it. Either way though, we are back after a couple weeks off and we kicked ass! This week we talked about 80’s Kung-Fu movies, the paradox of time travel and Terminator 3, and finally we made some cracks at Mike Tyson. It’s something we would never do in person because we would get our asses handed to us but in the end it was all fun and games. As always you can email us at firstname.lastname@example.org or click the black button on the left. Cheers!
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By Ricardo — 7 years ago
In honor of Mother’s Day coming up this weekend, and Friday the 13th this month, I would like to give a shout out to a special mom. First and foremost I would like to say Happy Mother’s Day to my mom, my wife, my grandma’s, and my mother in law. This also goes out to all the other mom’s out there, but this post is a shout out to none other than Pamela Voorhees. If it were not for you and the sperm that laid claim to your egg we would have never been blessed with your son. More people would still be alive had he not been born but had they paid more attention to him, rather than ignore and heckle, there would never have been a problem in the first place right?
Because of their failure to protect your only son you did what any other mother would do. You sought revenge on those who failed your son and you murdered them. You only wanted to protect other children from being hurt the way he did and even channeled young Jason by repeating, “Killer Mommy” or a variation depending on who the victim was. In the end you yourself received a swift death by beheading for doing what you thought was right as a mother. Later on your son took the reigns and sought revenge on those who murdered you, his mom. The whispers within the woods of, “Shh Shh, Haa Haa” were actually your words shortened to “Ki Ma”. You did each other justice and if that doesn’t describe a mother/son relationship I don’t know what does. Happy Mother’s Day everyone!Post Views: 17
By Ricardo — 2 years ago
Hello and welcome to episode 90 of Within the Trenches. I am back from the national NENA conference that was held at the Colorado Convention Center in Denver. It was an excellent week of networking, learning, presenting and podcasting. In This episode I got the chance to sit down with Matt, Founder of Agency360 and sponsor of the show for the month of June.
Matt shares his story from dispatch, to becoming a police officer and ultimately starting Agency360 to help the onboarding of new dispatchers and helping to streamline your CTO program. It’s an episode you don’t want to miss! So please listen and share!
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- Matt’s dispatch story
- The history of Agency360
- Early 911 calls
- What Agency360 can do for you
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By Ricardo — 6 years ago
Happy Friday folks! We’re just one day away from the Christmas weekend and I am stoked like you wouldn’t believe! This is going to be the first time in a very long time that I have spent both Christmas Eve and Day with my family since working in dispatch. This year I won’t have to worry about opening presents at 5:30 in the morning, eating breakfast with the family, and then crashing out in order to go back to work at 5pm. No sir, not me, not this time. I can now relax and sleep in if I want but I’m a kid at heart so I will be up early and ready to open up some presents. The tree will be lit and the holiday fun will be in full swing. The only thing missing as of right now is snow. Yep, I said it. There is no snow on the ground and I live in Michigan! What the heck is up with that? I’m hoping for a Christmas miracle here. It just isn’t the same without a little snow on the ground, you know? It just adds to the Christmas spirit but if it doesn’t snow then I’m good either way. I’ll be with my family and that’s all that matters.
Now, if you’re like my family you’ll have a movie or Christmas music playing in the background while opening presents. There are many movies out there but our favorite plays on TBS for a 24hr marathon. I’m sure you know what it is but if you don’t we like to watch, “A Christmas Story”. The movie is not only funny but it takes me back to when I was a kid and the hijinks my siblings and I used to pull on my parents in order to solidify our choice for presents. The movie follows Ralphie, who longs for the perfect present; an official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle. Throughout the movie Ralphie does what he can to convince his parents to consider this present but no one can see the logic in it. Ralphie even asks Santa, the big man himself and even he turns him down.
“Santa Claus: How about a nice football?
Ralphie as Adult: [narrating] Football? Football? What’s a football? With unconscious will my voice squeaked out ‘football’.
Santa Claus: Okay, get him out of here.
Ralphie as Adult: [narrating] A football? Oh no, what was I doing? Wake up, Stupid! Wake up!
Ralphie: [Ralphie is shoved down the slide, but he stops himself and climbs back up] No! No! I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle!
Santa Claus: You’ll shoot your eye out, kid.”
That is the greatest scene ever! Can you imagine seeing Santa as a kid and he turns down your request for a present with,
“You’ll shoot your eye out, kid.”
I would be devastated but towards the end of the movie Ralphie gets his prized possession and while target shooting outside he happens to hit himself in face just under his eye. As he scrambles to save himself from having his gun taken away he comes up with a story, like any kid would do, and says that an icicle fell and hit him. It was perfect and something I could see myself doing at his age. The movie is a great choice for the holiday’s but if you’d rather find something elsewhere you can search the TV Guide Channel for more family favorites or you can visit the site below. It breaks down a list of only Christmas themed movies that will air over the weekend and what channel to find it on. Merry Christmas my fellow Jabber Loggers! Keep reading and if you happen to get a BB gun for Christmas just remember to be careful because, “You’ll shoot your eye out, kid.”
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