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By Ricardo — 6 years ago
New images have surfaced regarding this bizarre incident out of Miami, FL. I must warn you that the images are gruesome and NSFW (Not Safe For Work).
It appears that other bizarre incidents have been going on in Florida as well. People coming down with mysterious rashes, violent rages, and lock downs with hazmat teams have been popping up according to buzzfeed.com. Make sure to check out their site for a complete timeline. If this is the beginning then you better check out the CDC’s PDF on Zombie Survival! Good luck and godspeed!
Odd things happen all the time. Sometimes there are no explanations. People start going crazy and we look for an answer. Could it be a change in weather? Has their been a disturbance in the force? Is it a full moon or should some things be left unanswered? Well, in Miami something very odd occurred. According to the Miami Herald, “a road ranger saw a naked man chewing on another man’s face.” The altercation was described as being a “scene as creepy as a Hannibal Lecter movie.”
The story alone is gruesome but what made it more interesting are how many shots it took to take down the assailant. The Herald reported that,
“The officer, who has not been identified, approached and, seeing what was happening, also ordered the naked man to back away. When he continued the assault, the officer shot him, police sources said. The attacker failed to stop after being shot, forcing the officer to continue firing. Witnesses said they heard at least a half dozen shots.”
It’s hard not to speculate on what caused the altercation between the two men. One would think that this is the beginning of a zombie apocalypse but the Herald reports that the police have a theory. “Police theorize the attacker might have been suffering from “cocaine psychosis,” a drug-induced craze that bakes the body internally and often leads the affected to strip naked to try and cool off.”
Whether it was a “cocaine psychosis” or a zombie, there is one quote that relates to the incident,
“You know, if you die first, I am definitely going to eat you. The question is, if I die first, what are you going to do? Bon Appetit.” – Colhoun (IMDb: Ravenous – 1999)Post Views: 17
By Ricardo — 6 years ago
As I prayed to the Porcelain God yesterday morning, I thought about my family and the fact that I have a daughter that will be born in about 5 1/2 weeks. I need to get my shit together. I was going to wait until mid-August to stop drinking for a while but I’m going to stop today. I can’t take the chance of my wife going into labor early and me being two beers into a party or cookout or something. That’s not going to happen! I’m scared as it is and this would just make things worse. So, it’s time to say good bye. I need to focus on the baby and my family. 5 1/2 weeks are going to come and go before I know it. If it goes the way it did last time I am going to be a fool running around with bags while my wife is watching me and laughing and I simply need to be focused.
So here it is. I’m putting away the fun for a while. I’m trading in the brew for some cloth diapers, baby girl clothes, and….holy crap! I’m looking at my surround sound system and everything needs to be bubble wrapped and child proofed or my precious electronics will be destroyed. Yep, its been too long since a baby has been around here. Well…that is ours. So long to my sweet, sweet nectar of the gods. I will see you again soon enough but my little girl is way more important than you. Bye, bye…for now.Post Views: 12
By Ricardo — 5 years ago
Good afternoon people! I hope you are having an excellent Saturday. The AudioVillains are back again for another round of humor, nerd talk, and stories from our past. This week we welcome back Mike who told us how beautiful Silver Lake was while at his brother’s wedding and the great food they had. We also visit a previous topic involving a creepy d-bag at a fastfood drive-thru window to get Mikes take on it. Finally we chat it up about tattoo and piercing mishaps and Eddie happens to mute himself for almost three minutes. Enjoy folks and we realize he was on mute at 40:54. It’s pretty funny stuff! For episode 10 we want to try and record live from a bar or something to that effect. If you have any suggestions on a place around West Michigan, let us know. As always you can email us at firstname.lastname@example.org or click the black button on the left side. Have a good one and listen and share!Post Views: 17